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Sunday, 21 April 2013

Pretty average beer to be honest. Between a youngs and a fullers. Nothing special.

Posted by Sven Stears at 09:37

Sven Stears: 2000 years ago, I lucky dung beetle rubbed the lamp of the bird king genie, and was granted a wish. Just one, because he was a beetle of pooh, not a person. His wish was to become Seven Stars, to guide the world throughout time, for the betterment of all the creatures therein. However, Birds don't have ears, and dung beetles can't talk. So after some confusion, he became Sven Stears, Guiding the world though the medium of rhyme, in the beer-i-ment and features of theramins. So yeah, I basically write bullshit about random stuff that you can read. It's a blog. Really. By Definition.

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